#27 Washington’s Rules of Civility, 2026 Updated with pet, Peeves

GW Rule #27

‘Tis ill manners to bid one more eminent than yourself be covered as well as not to do it to whom it’s due likewise he that makes too much haste to put on his hat does not well, yet he ought to put it on at the first, or at most the second time of being asked; now what is herein spoken, of qualification in behavior in saluting, ought also to be observed in taking of place, and sitting down for ceremonies without bounds is troublesome.

PEEVES

What? I’m a dog of few words. Just try to do your dog-gonest to be kind and respectful.

MADAMA

Yes, Mr. President… even I am having trouble following what you’re trying to say. Oh well, nice shirt!

SANDRA

Clearly times have changed. Even if someone is tough to understand, one can still be kind and respectful.

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#27 Washington’s Rules of Civility, 2026 Updated with pet, Peeves